It is 8am

I hate the white boy obsession with Mountain Dew

swarnpert:

rivertrash replied to your post: why do we keep talking about metaphors…

its from a john green book some dude with cancer is all like ‘i put cigarettes between my teeth but don’t give them the power to kill me by smoking it. its a metaphor see’

THTS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD WHY THE FUCK IS JOHN GREEN FAMOUS AND NOT ME

Sigur Rós cover The Rains of Castamere for Season 4 of HBO’s Game Of Thrones

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that Lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o’er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o’er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.

(Source: birdfingers, via lesbianed)

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

(via lesbianed)

dennys:

Take your Dennygotchi to Denny’s and feed the both of you while socializing with other Dennygotchi. For friendship.

calm yourself

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via elfgod)